Sometimes late at night, after I've won the nightly battle of getting Jayden to bed and Josh's heavy breathing kicks in, I often find myself pondering a few of the universe's great mysteries. So without further ado...
A Few Unanswered Questions about Life as We Know It
No. 1
How did noisy/crunchy popcorn become the standard movie theatre snack?
No. 2
Why is it practically impossible to put on mascara with your mouth closed?
No. 3
Why does Snooki make more money in two episodes than most teachers earn in an entire year?
No. 4
Why are celebs paying top dollar to have their roots dyed darker than their hair?
(Is it just me or does it look like the bad economy is taking its toll on these ladies touch-up funds?)
No. 5
What is the point of decaf coffee?
No. 6
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the volume on the radio down?
No. 7
No. 8
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
No. 9
Why is it that the person you trust to invest your money with is called a broker?
No. 10
Why does X stand for a kiss and O stand for a hug?
Have any other stumpers you'd like to add to the list?
Have some answers to my burning questions?
Leave me a comment and let me know!!
8 comments:
I love these!! I do # 6 all the time! Haha!
I hate the "ombre" style!!! It's nothing more than you're roots needing TERRIBLY touched up haha there is nothing glamorous about that?!
I'm stopping by from Mingle Mondays!
These are all funny! I'm guilty of number two for sure - for some reason I must think the more i open my mouth, the better the mascara is going to look!
These are cute!
I'm not much of a popcorn person, but the movies is about the only place I'll have it. Weird.
oh! And I HATE that "style"! yuck! It actually looks dirty, in my opinion.
New follower here -
I loved this post! :) It's so true and I'm glad someone else ponders these types of things!
Cori @ www.ILoveLucyJean.com
Love this post!!
#2 - I don't think I open my mouth when I put on mascara but I think I'm one of very few.
#4 - UM GROSS. I had no idea that was a new thing. That looks horrible!!!!
#5 - Same question regarding unsweet tea - seems like an oxymoron.
I'm visiting from Mingle Monday and I'm your newest follower! LOVE your blog, and love this post. Too funny, and I often question the same things! Ombre=a huge NO. And decaf coffee is worthless, in my opinion. Can't wait to keep reading your blog!
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